I heard this joke from JanelleUtheim on Etsy:
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President one morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, All of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, Head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and Asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
Bwaahaaahaaaahaa! That makes me laugh.